Hush Little Baby

My own special version of Hush Little Baby.

Hush little baby, don’t say a word.
Daddy’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.

If that mockingbird doesn’t sing,
daddy’s gonna buy you a golden ring.

If that golden ring turns brass,
daddy’s gonna buy you a looking glass.

If that looking glass does break,
daddy’s gonna buy you some roller skates.

If those roller skates make you fall,
daddy’s gonna buy you a bouncy ball.

If that bouncy ball goes flat,
daddy’s gonna buy you a yoga mat.

If that yoga mat does tear,
daddy’s gonna buy you some underwear.

If those underwear start to smell,
daddy’s gonna buy you a silver bell.

If that silver bell does crack,
daddy’s gonna buy you a baseball bat.

If that baseball bat does miss,
daddy’s gonna buy you a gold fish.

If that gold fish does die,
daddy’s gonna buy you a pumpkin pie.

If that pumpkin pie’s too sweet,
daddy’s gonna buy you a hunk of meat.

If that hunk of meat does spoil,
daddy’s gonna buy you a Tesla coil.

If that Tesla coil doesn’t shock,
daddy’s gonna buy you a grandfather clock.

If that grandfather clock breaks down,
you’re still the sweetest baby in town.