My own special version of Hush Little Baby.
Hush little baby, don’t say a word.
Daddy’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird doesn’t sing,
daddy’s gonna buy you a golden ring.
If that golden ring turns brass,
daddy’s gonna buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass does break,
daddy’s gonna buy you some roller skates.
If those roller skates make you fall,
daddy’s gonna buy you a bouncy ball.